Britney Spears, ”I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

Christina Aguilera, ”So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year.”

An exhange between Chef Gordon Ramsey and actor Dustin Hoffman, while cooking fajitas on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

G.R, ”Dustin, can you stop burning ’em? Twenty seconds only!”

D.H, ”That’s what she said.”