Forumprofilen Allen Kessler på fyran har fått en låt gjord till sin ”ära”. Strålande! 

Lyrics/Concept: Dr. Spaceman
Music/Vocals/Production: DRybes
Growl: The M.F.
Music Composed by: The Who
Inspiration: Allen ”Chainsaw” Kessler

Lyrics:

He’s crawling up the Vegas strip,
Bald and pasty, not too hip,
Now he’s sitting in his bed,
Complaining in a tourney thread.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

He’s at the MGM today,
For $30 free slot play,
Tonight he’s going to the V,
Where he gets buffets for free.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

Mincash, mincash
Mincash, mincash
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy

He attracts the real hot chicks,
By playing in the 8-game mix,
They just can’t resist the charms,
Of his sticky spider arms.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider

Mincash, mincash
Mincash, mincash
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy
Foldy, foldy, foldy, foldy

If your blinds go up too fast,
He will whine on Pokercast,
The payout structure must be right,
Or you’ll be spider food tonight.

Chainsaw the Spider
Chainsaw the Spider